I've found an amusing song by the Beatles.
Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write it, will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job, so I wanna be a paperback writer.
Paperback writer!
It's the dirty story of a dirty man
And his clinging wife doesn't understand.
His son is working for the Daily Mail,
It's a steady job, but he wants to be a paperback writer.
Paperback writer!
Paperback writer (writer writer)
It's a thousand pages, give or take a few,
I'll be writing more in a week or two.
I can make it longer if you like the style,
I can change it round, but I want to be a paperback writer.
Paperback writer!
If you really like it, you can have the rights,
It'll make a million for you overnight!
If you must return it, you can send it here,
But I need a break, and I wanna be a paperback writer.
Paperback writer!
Paperback writer (paperback writer)...
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May Ardi defend you and light your way,
Miri sustain you and welcome you home,
and harmony make your house its dwelling-place.
-traditional Arronae benediction
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